We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i drank out of a bidet.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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