Just mADE A PArabola og urine
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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