I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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