Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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