Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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