So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
