Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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