do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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