Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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