everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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