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Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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