why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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