That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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