So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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