Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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