Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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