Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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