I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Also, beer. Big fan.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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