You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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