This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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