Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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