belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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