It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
