Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
