she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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