People with herpes should wear stickers.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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