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you win
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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