You made me cry and you don't even care
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
