All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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