so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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