Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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