Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
nutella sex= disaster
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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