I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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