theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
you never un-have a 4some
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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