google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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