I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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