based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I need moral support for this bender
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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