No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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