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I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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