you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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