I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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