I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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