yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize