all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
how drunk are you?
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