Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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