You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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