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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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