hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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