Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Randomize
