All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
