I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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