How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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