He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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