Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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