Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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